Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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