WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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