How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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