I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
