No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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