Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Acid is not a monday night drug
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Found the puke drawer
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
