Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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