So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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