whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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