Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
