I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Do plants get herpes?
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