Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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