Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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