Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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