Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I need a beard to bite.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
