i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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