So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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