i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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