We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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