I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
