I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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