the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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