Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Just high enough for therapy.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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