I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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