seriously i just wanna be friends
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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