Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
