Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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