Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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