i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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