i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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