We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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