Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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