it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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