"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
