I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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