i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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