You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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