Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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