I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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