Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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