did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize
