honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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