At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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