Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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