I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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