chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
