Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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