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(617): View more from Massachusetts

is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?

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(713): View more from Texas

My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it

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(330): View more from Ohio

Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?

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(516): View more from New York

I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life

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(517): View more from Michigan

He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters

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(913): View more from Kansas

Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite

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(530): View more from California

No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on

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(770): View more from Georgia

My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success

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