I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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