wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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